If a girl fucks a lot of guys, she's a slut. If a guy fucks a lot of girls, he's a legend. Heres why: If a key unlocks a lot of doors, it's a master key. If a lock is opened by a lot of keys, it's a shitty lock.
32687.) It feels like every time my friends get boyfriends they forget about their friends who have been there before and will be there after these silly boys they date.
I make pretty pictures for a living
32508.) I'm not as put together as everyone thinks I am. I sure as hell wish I was though.
That awkward moment when someone walks in on you singing