February 2011
If a girl fucks a lot of guys, she's a slut. If a guy fucks a lot of girls, he's a legend. Heres why: If a key unlocks a lot of doors, it's a master key. If a lock is opened by a lot of keys, it's a shitty lock.
When you're sitting down watching TV and a crazy ass bitch decides to crawl out.
Bitch I didn’t ask for 3D.
ALL THE TIME. ALL THE FUCKING TIME
32687.) It feels like every time my friends get boyfriends they forget about their friends who have been there before and will be there after these silly boys they date.
I make pretty pictures for a living
♆ from the depths of dreams: I hate seeing so many Atheists on Tumblr. It's really a shame that so many people are going to hell. →
psychologists.tumblr.com
…….
you are really dumb, forreal.
^ Agreed. Shut the fuck up, I’m atheist but do I ever trash your religion? No. And you wonder why atheists tend to hate religious people…
Learn to fucking respect other people’s beliefs you ignorant cunt. And I don’t believe in…
32508.) I'm not as put together as everyone thinks I am. I sure as hell wish I was though.
Demetri Martin
quietthingsthatnooneeverknows-:
About a month ago, I got a cactus, and a week later, it died. I got really depressed because I was like, damn, I am less nurturing than a desert.
I love Demetri Martin
grlsBambitious: Sorry for not being that perfect image →
grlsbambitious.tumblr.com
I rather dress comfortable in boy clothes and that I buy unnecessary amount of shoes and clothes. Sorry, That I like tattoos and I want them. Sorry, I’m kind of blunt and I cuss a little too much. I can’t be something you want me to be, cause I’m not that person. I do what I want tho, It’s my…
That awkward moment when someone walks in on you singing
